Catholic Priest arrested for filming a sex tape on the altar with 2 dominatrices

That was unintentionally Freudian, yup. But all I was hoping for were goofy movie names for a scene this insane.

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Should have sold the altar on Ebay. That is a collectible with a story.

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From the employer (owner or possibly farther up the franchise chain if it was an owner or manager involved,) but arrested? If the priest had just been dismissed from his sheep sheering position in the church, I’d laugh, but not really care at all. The fact that civil authorities felt they had any power over this is what disturbs me.

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I am just impressed that there were no prostitution related charges.

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Can’t wrap my head around it.
Did this guy go into priesthood planning for this day all along?
At what point did he say to himself, You know what? I can do whatever the hell I want!

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Me thinks that the video being recorded in the church will ultimately be used in a non consensual way i.e. ending up on a porn site.

Pell and the Catholic churches greatest crime is the systemic and aggressive covering for their abusive priests. His alleged crime is to force young boys at St Patricks to suck his cock… his other crime is to hide a pedophile that sadistically anally raped young boys under his watch.

Some of the greatest people I know are Catholics working on the ground in the name of charity for Christ. I would feel that Jesus would be with me in the idea of raising the churches to the ground and sowing those ashes with salt so that nothing will ever live there.

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I mean… it would bring more people to church…

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He preached the church’s stances on birth control, abortion, gay rights, and child molestation from this alter, I bet.

So this was the least obscene thing he had done there…

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Some incident at a younger age that set his kink to altar sex?

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WISE MAN #1: Well-- well, we must see him. We have brought presents.

MANDY: Out!

WISE MAN #2: Gold. Frankincense. Myrrh.

MANDY: Well, why didn’t you say? He’s over there. Sorry the place is a bit of a mess. Well, what is myrrh, anyway?

WISE MAN #3: It is a valuable balm.

MANDY: A balm? What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him.

WISE MAN #3: What?

MANDY: That’s a dangerous animal. Quick! Throw it in the trough.

WISE MAN #1: No, it isn’t.

MANDY: Yes, it is. It’s great, big mmm…

WISE MAN #3: No, no, no. It is an ointment.

MANDY: Aww, there is an animal called a balm,… or did I dream it?

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I’d say the pr0n script almost writes itself but it’s already been done. It’s probably been posted at Literotica. Lord have mercy.

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Slightly different setup, but CJ Douglass’ Sextoynado comes to mind.

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Like others, I thought: What’s the state’s interest that would warrant an arrest?:

  • Consenting adults

  • Permission to be there given by the local agent of the building owner.

I also pondered the irony of the police watching the video made by the peeper and thinking “Yes, we must intervene here”. It is possible of course that one or more police were religious and therefore their religious sensibilities were offended, so they did a “reach” to find any plausible charge.

But then I did some map and photo searches, and the altar is pretty much directly opposite a double full glass door that faces the street. With video lighting brought in and outside at dusk or later, it would be pretty much impossible not to notice when walking past, even on the opposite side of the public road. It’s possible that as those inside were seeing reflections of inside on the door glass and it did not occur to them that people could see in.

As an aside, I’ve been surprised at how many people don’t know that “mirror glass” will always allow those on the dark side to see clearly those on the bright side. One can’t always know whether people are oblivious, don’t care, or are exhibisionistic; but based upon the blushing and embarrassment on show some of the times when I’ve said “you might want to consider having a curtain or blind on such and such window” my impression is that they’re mostly unaware.

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Yeesh, what a cloister fuck.

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first-prize-mf

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It kind of reminds me about when I was young, and the only place to enjoy the company of one’s girlfriend was in the back seat of a car.
A friend of mine was enjoying the company of his girlfriend when he was caught by the local cop.
My friend was extremely angry, and let the cop know all about it, as what law were they breaking, exactly? The cop apologised and left, which was something of a schock, but very funny.

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This really makes my shit itch… on so many levels.

Still I’m overjoyed that this was of age and consensual.

There are societies that make church props, so to make skin flicks for people loving the genre one could use these props to build a set and make web series called

FAKE CHURCH

Begs the question, “What on earth was he planning to do with this tape?”

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