I’ve been thinking about it but, well, we do all have to choose what we are remembered for
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Pretty sure it’s already too late for that.
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I’ll always remember this:
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Pretty sure the future will have a life size statue of you, with eye-mouths, standing on a locked safe. It will be glorious.
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I have one thing to say:
“You. Better Toke.”
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Good for stuffing more than just stockings! 
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Hello,
I’m afraid the link to Amazing Tales (in Toys) is broken. This is particularly distressing to me as I’m the author. Could you link it to https://www.amazon.com/Amazing-Tales-AMZ001-Martin-Lloyd/dp/9493010007/ ?
best
Martin
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You know, Gift Guide always reads a bit odd when German is your first language.
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I’m amused he picked a vibrator, but definitely 50 gallon drum of lube would be good. Also On a serious note if sex toys were to be recommended, because why shame healthy sexual habits? Then recommend Oh Joy Sex Toy’s recent book Drawn to Sex - The Basics by Erika Moen
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Hi, Martin. The link’s fixed now.
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Puts the fire in the fireplace. 
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All right. Come clean. Kottke claims that he recommends the 55-gallon drum of lube every year. Is he copying you, or are you copying him, or is it just a mysterious coincidence?
Every year I “recommend” this 55-gallon drum of personal lubricant because why would anyone actually buy this? (Have any of you ever bought this? Report back, please!)
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Xeni has traditionally added the lube to all gift guides here, but let the item drop this year. A user called for it to return and Rob obliged.
I believe the item is a universal amazon gag item with fun reviews. I doubt anyone can claim provenance, but…
If you can get XOXO to host a panel, and supply enough jello for the wrestling pit, Xeni and Kottke can settle this in the old way.
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The loser gets to be banished into Rob’s safe.
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