Check out the 2018 Boing Boing Gift Guide

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/12/04/check-out-the-2018-boing-boing.html

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@beschizza… WHERE IS THE 50 GALLON DRUM OF LUBE!!!

I have never been more disappointed in Boing Boing! It’s not a Boing Boing Christmas without a 50 gallon drum of lube!

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I can’t believe we omitted the lube.

I shall restore it post haste

EDIT: It has been restored. Stocking stuffers, obviously.

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Sanity has been restored! Thanks for saving Christmas, Rob!

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I’m not sure I can get behind a classification system that labels any gift larger than a human foot as a “stocking stuffer.”

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Alas “Stucking stuffers and commercial lubricants” would play hell with the layout.

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Maybe they could add this to the list? Who wouldn’t want one?

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I’m sorry to be that guy, but the first line in the books gift guide contains the word out where I believe our was intended.

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A 50 gallon drum is bigger than my whole body.

O_o

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Shh. You don’t want to give your enemies any ideas.

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As much as I mock the store I really have a fun time skimming the gift guide.

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Good thing then they didn’t include any bad dragons on the stocking stuffer page.

ETA: don’t google that on a work computer.

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Don’t be ridiculous; I am ‘the one who knocks…’

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There is a bad luckdragon, though.

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You know you have one of those when you spill your 50 gallon drum of lube right before the in-laws arrive.

ETA: Nice list this year. If anyone needs me I will over here in my wolf crotch underwear playing with my Tamagotchi and talking with my friend the Sleestak.

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It’s amazing how you can pick out @beschizza’s contributions.

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Also, no pens? Between @jlw and @frauenfelder, I’d have expected at least one.

EDIT: OH, I just realized, they have their names next to their suggestions. My point still stands.

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So you were dead-on balls accurate with all of Rob’s picks?

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I didn’t test myself or anything, but the pyramid and wolf-underwear made the Geiger counter in my brain go off. The tumbler in that section, not so much, but in retrospect, it should have.

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I don’t care what their documentation says it is called it is a waffle-iron.

The person using the iron is the waffle-maker.

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Why, pray tell, is there not a coffee table book of Beschizza eye-mouth shoops?

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