Cheese is the chameleon of the food world

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I would like your post, but – once again – I’m banned from doing so until tomorrow.

I suppose, if you’re going to be banned for something at BB, liking people too much is probably the best way to go.

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Yup. My wife even made custom wax stamps.

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Props to you both!

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Especially when the omitted food item is a common allergen, something that a fair amount of the human population never mutated to digest healthily in the first place, and something that people commonly exclude from their diets for a variety of health and ethical reasons.

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I’m a little confused, if it’s ethical to end an animal’s life in order to consume its meat, why wouldn’t it also be ethical to use its milk to make cheese.

And I don’t accept religious reasons as synonymous with ethical reasons unless the specific reason co-incides with actual ethics which are built out of human decency and logic and reason, rather than “this guy said so in an old book”.

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That sounds like a fabulous idea for a book. “Cheese-Making Disasters and How to Avoid Them”. Or something like that.

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Chapter one: never actually try and build a literal cheese cave without a structural engineer.

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Chapter two: cheese mites, insects and you.

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Chapter three: cleaning refrigerators literally stuffed with cheese mold.

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Chapter four: when your dog steals your artisnal, raw milk blue wholesale from the counter.

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Chapter five: spilled milk gets stinky quickly

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Chapter six: introduction to gut busting, naturally occurring bacteria

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Chapter seven: buying anything from Rikki the Cheese Queen.

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Chapter eight: hot wax is not erotic, it fucking burns

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Vegetarians exist. So do vegans.

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Chapter two: cheese mites, insects and you.

That just sounds incredibly icktastic. * shudders *

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There are…(shivers) varieties that encourage it.

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Grrrrrrrroooooooooosssssssss.

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Soooo, you’ve made Walking Cheese, then?
(Fuck doing hyperlinks on my phone. Link it for me )

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I am Sooo not google image searching that stuff. While I ‘get’ eating bugs, I can’t deal with cheese bugs.

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Pressing swiss. Getting the holes or eyes right is flipping impossible, but nailing flavor and texture is fairly easy.