Cheesemaker meets a cheesy end

Originally published at: Cheesemaker meets a cheesy end | Boing Boing

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It ain’t easy being cheesy.

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In a cartoon? Hilarious.

In real life? Being crushed to death is just horrific.

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Not a gouda way to go

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It seems like the sort of cheese risk that is not commonly accounted for.
https://iupilon.com/how-much-cheese-can-kill-you/

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Looking for a clip of the chef on Newhart intimidating people with the threat that they “will be sleeping with the cheeses” but alas, not available.

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May the Cheeses of nazareth bless him

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The shelves couldn’t Camembert the load. What an unbrielievable tragedy.

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What a whey to go

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Very disappointing that some seem to think that a workplace death is hilarious.

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I thought Boing Boing was better than this. They should delete the whole article.

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Live by the cheese, die by the cheese.

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Very nicely done. Not that you’re likely to be able to repeat that, but if you get the chance, drop the “couldn’t” and maybe add something suggesting that ST:TOS Scotty is talking (that last would work great on the first line).

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That’s just swissful thinking. Your plot’s full of holes.

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It could work with the right guest stars.

Brie Larson maybe?

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He was identified by his family, who live and work in the cheese factory, the Carabinieri spokesperson said. His funeral will be held on Thursday.

Thursday? So, no time to age a bit then?

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I’m really feta up with these stupid cheese jokes.

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What an awful whey for someone to asiago! I bet you his friends and family are really briereaved that he died such a gruyèresome death! Not only must they Swiss him terribly, but it hurts even more to have someone you curd about meet such a senseless feta! I hope they get the support they need for their emmental health! I’m wheelly not sure how this is supposed to be funny! :unamused:

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