Who benefits from this scheme? Presumably the dead guy can’t get any stiffer. Is it a family thing? Do people talk about how some guy’s funeral drew a huge crowd so he must have been well loved–and not merely accumulated a lifetime of enemies that want to verify that he is in fact dead.
Do they send out fliers to the neighborhood? Stripper party at the motuary! Only one dead guy! Don’t forget to sign the guestbook so we can get an accurate headcount!
Or was it the dying wish of the guy to turn his funeral into the most bitchin’ party possible? “He died as he lived, in a Hawaiian shirt and with a hooker rubbing her ass on his face…”
Uber for hookers has to be a thing already. Pimpr?
Seems like it could be a really disruptive business model if it cuts pimps out of the picture and gives power to the women if they want to accept the job or not.
This post started out as a joke, but as I think about it more I’m not so sure…
