Originally published at: Chocolate Orange Mayonnaise exists, and you can win a jar right now | Boing Boing
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Hellmann’s do Vegan Baconnaise. When I told my colleague about it, I could see the moment the concept broke his brain.
And again, it’s actually pretty good!
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Chocolate Orange Mayonnaise exists, and you can win a jar right now
“Win” is doing some heavy lifting here…
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And people say British cuisine isn’t a thing.
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No kidding. What’s the prize for second place? A punch in the face from Evander Holyfield?
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I dunno, I’d try it. Hot take: bet it’s awesome with a little Marmite too 
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I flushed something visually similar this morning. didn’t know I was sitting on a goldmine.
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If this is just an egg and oil emulsion flavored with orange and chocolate it’s probably decent tasting. However, if it’s mayonnaise with normal mayonnaise flavor, mustard and lemon, with the chocolate and orange added, then fuck no.
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Second place: Two jars!
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- so mayonnaise is egg yolk, oil, and some sort of acid (vinegar or lemon juice or both)
- orange is acidic fruit juice
- chocolate is a whole lot of things which we like (while poisonous to dogs)
seems like those could be assembled into palatable dessert if the word ‘mayonnaise’ is never uttered. (“so add flour, bit a baking soda, frappe, and chuck it inna oven?” “nah… air fryers s’whut i got”)
As disgusting as it sounds, I’d still avoid it as regular mayo because it’s not Miracle Whip.
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The boldness of concocting such an abomination is overshadowed by the cowardice of not releasing it to the general public.
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