CIA helped Hitler hide after WWII, Prince Harry’s real dad, and Freddie Mercury’s secret son, in this week’s dubious tabloids

[boingboing]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/03/06/cia-helped-hitler-hide-after-w.html

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[Papasan]

Cave dwellers killed critters for food and clothes and survived cruel winters by – are you listening, vegans? – wearing fur.”

I cried, on that one…

[brada]

CIA had help from NSA, which for some reason is in charge of the BACKSTEP device.

[anon73430903]

Next week: Freddy Mercury is Prince Harry’s dad.

[L0ki]

@boingboing

Would it be churlish to point out that the CIA was created in 1947, two years after they allegedly faked the Fuhrer’s death in a Berlin bunker and smuggled him to Colombia?

That’s what they want you to think.

@boingboing

“Vegans – and the rest of us – wouldn’t even be alive today if our ancestors didn’t kill animals. Cave dwellers killed critters for food and clothes and survived cruel winters by – are you listening, vegans? – wearing fur.”

Yes, but was it Bigfoot fur? And were any of them redheads?

@boingboing

The rant continues: “Why don’t vegans feel guilty about murdering and eating plants? After all, broccoli is a living thing.”

The fruitarians would like a word:

h hill frutarian

[anon43374320]

This is the only type of posts that I purposely avoid reading on BB. I would argue that there is a point where publishing this becomes harmful rather than mildly amusing.

[ecartesecartes]

It’s not even amusing! It should at least be truncated behind a link.