Originally published at: Classic doorstop buttplug | Boing Boing
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That… was a hell of an emotional ride in one small post.
The J. Peterman Catalog chief editor wishes to see you in his office. Now please.
The product may be targeting people who don’t like getting hit by doors when on the way out.
I picture an eye twitch like Amélie’s Mom:
Nice transition into the Naughty Indulgence portion, and sorry for your loss.
Anyhoo, Satan said.
Yawn, we did that back in the 70’s.
really puts the “boiiiiiing” in BoingBoing, dunnit?
Yeah, I think I got whiplash.
Doorstop butt plug, huh?
Brbrdrbrbrbrdrbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrri “Ouch!”
Trauma is weird sometimes, and definitely has a sense of humor.
This dude must be fucked:
I live in a ‘30’s semi, but we never had those doorstops, although I have seen them around.
I’d have never imagined this alternative use for them, though, and my imagination can play some funny tricks sometimes…
I had them until my parents sold the house while I was away at college.
Our cat was fascinated by them. She wasn’t obsessed by them, but occasionally you’d be sitting around and hear, “twanggggg” from upstairs.
I just want to see the thought process from doorstopper to buttplug.
How did the light just go on in the head “hold on, what if…”?
This might be the best BB post to date. Amazing work, Rob.
For a … buttplug? I’m not sure what it would be, but I think Rob deserves some kind of an award for this one.