Classic doorstop buttplug

Originally published at: Classic doorstop buttplug | Boing Boing

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That… was a hell of an emotional ride in one small post.

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@beschizza

The J. Peterman Catalog chief editor wishes to see you in his office. Now please.

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The product may be targeting people who don’t like getting hit by doors when on the way out.

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I picture an eye twitch like Amélie’s Mom:

Nice transition into the Naughty Indulgence portion, and sorry for your loss.

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Anyhoo, Satan said.

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Yawn, we did that back in the 70’s.

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really puts the “boiiiiiing” in BoingBoing, dunnit?

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Yeah, I think I got whiplash.

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Who was it? Who could it possibly be… Was it, oh I don’t know… Satan?!?

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Doorstop butt plug, huh?

Brbrdrbrbrbrdrbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrri “Ouch!”

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Trauma is weird sometimes, and definitely has a sense of humor.

This dude must be fucked:

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corgi happy wednesday GIF

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I live in a ‘30’s semi, but we never had those doorstops, although I have seen them around.
I’d have never imagined this alternative use for them, though, and my imagination can play some funny tricks sometimes…

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I had them until my parents sold the house while I was away at college.

Our cat was fascinated by them. She wasn’t obsessed by them, but occasionally you’d be sitting around and hear, “twanggggg” from upstairs.

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I just want to see the thought process from doorstopper to buttplug.
How did the light just go on in the head “hold on, what if…”?

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Zebedee was a butt-plug!?

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This might be the best BB post to date. Amazing work, Rob.

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For a … buttplug? I’m not sure what it would be, but I think Rob deserves some kind of an award for this one.

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