Clear knee mom jeans

[Melizmatic]

#Clear knee mom jeans

[popobawa4u]

“Slick plastic panels bare your knees for a futuristic feel in tapered and cropped high-waist jeans.”

Is “futuristic” like “modern” for those in denial? Russolo must be rolling in his grave.

[ugh]

This really puts some perspective on Nordstrom’s decision to drop Ivanka’s products.

[crashproof]

Clear knee mom jeans

Late-stage capitalism.

[Shuck]

[roomwithaview]

@LearnedCoward

I’m looking up crotch window jeans, because that’s the default state with crotch window jeans.

I see wut u did der!

[anon29631895]

So Fine!

(I assume that the previous references are to this fine flick)
Edit: Yep, I finally got to my desktop… @MrEddie’s link is to this masterpiece.

[Beanolini]

@LearnedCoward

What about people whose jeans wear out in the crotch first

Ooh, time for that Iggy Pop picture again:

[gfish]

We really are going all in on the cyberpunk dystopia thing, aren’t we?

[anon67050589]

@anon36081309

There probably already exist jeans with a crotch window, but I sure as fuck ain’t lookin’ that up.

They’re called “chaps”. And you’re a very smart Mutant to know not to look it up.

[LearnedCoward]

Iggy Pop always looks like Ron Mueck sculpted him.

[pjcamp]

Keep your hands in your pockets.

[Archon]

‘Moms’. Jeans. Plastic. Knees.
This is what happens when fetishes collide.

_{I’d be surprised if the designer can still walk in a straight line.}

[L_Mariachi]

I used to have some heavy woolen NATO pants with removable plastic inserts in the knees meant to keep them from getting wet when kneeling in snow and mud. The first thing I thought when I saw these was that maybe they’re intended for gardening.

Probably not though.

[Jilly]

REALLY? All we want is pockets and you give us this shit.

[Wanderfound]

@Ryuthrowsstuff

I find it hard to believe that plastic will be as durable as those iron on patches we used to get down at the lingering, run down, five and dime.

I always patched mine with gaffer tape.

It falls off if you wash 'em, but there’s an obvious solution to that…

[Ryuthrowsstuff]

Gaff tape is expensive though. Olive drab military surplus duct tape has the advantage of being found for free in my grandfather’s fridge. And its got the bonus of this super cheap adhesive that turns crazy chalky after a few weeks.

[ludd]

…And she’s buying a stareway to heaven…

[anon67050589]

@Jilly

All we want is pockets and you give us this shit.

I actually tried on a classically-styled black dress yesterday that had two deep side pockets. It wasn’t right on me, but I actually thought about it for longer than necessary because when have you ever seen a dress that can be worn in the evening, with functional pockets??

[LearnedCoward]

@anon67050589

when have you ever seen a dress that can be worn in the evening, with functional pockets??

Such a thing exists?