Clear plastic jeans

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/04/25/clear-plastic-jeans.html

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Just the thing to go with those clear plastic boxers I got.

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They're $100 and come waist sizes from 24 to 34.
Damn. I'm a 36. But I'm pretty sure nobody wants to see me in clear plastic jeans anyway.
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Please don’t let them come in “skinny fit”. Please don’t let them come in “skinny fit”. Please don’t let them come in “skinny fit”…

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Somewhere in Rock & Roll Heaven, Prince is wearing a pair of these right now, and looking fine.

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“I don’t need more people to squint at my junk”, he said transparently.

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Soon to be mandatory when flying, courtesy TSA.

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Should be ideal for situations like these:

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Man, I’m so ahead of the curve! I was wearing plastic pants fifty-something years ago. (Not so stylish, and decorated with duckies or whatever.)

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So, their tagline isn’t “Never let them see you sweat.”

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He’d look much better without underwear.

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Nothing to see here. Move along…

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Wear socks and sandals and no one will notice.

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Wait… can jeans be plastic? Wouldn’t these just be plastic pants?

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As it’s a UK company, no.

Pants are (under)pants here. I’d rather not see any of those made of clear plastic.

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Remember the Movie So Fine?

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“I can clearly see you’re nuts.”

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