Clear plastic jeans


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/04/25/clear-plastic-jeans.html


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#3

Just the thing to go with those clear plastic boxers I got.


#4
They're $100 and come waist sizes from 24 to 34.
Damn. I'm a 36. But I'm pretty sure nobody wants to see me in clear plastic jeans anyway.

#5

Please don’t let them come in “skinny fit”. Please don’t let them come in “skinny fit”. Please don’t let them come in “skinny fit”…


#6

Somewhere in Rock & Roll Heaven, Prince is wearing a pair of these right now, and looking fine.


#7

“I don’t need more people to squint at my junk”, he said transparently.


#8

Soon to be mandatory when flying, courtesy TSA.


#9

Should be ideal for situations like these:


#10

Man, I’m so ahead of the curve! I was wearing plastic pants fifty-something years ago. (Not so stylish, and decorated with duckies or whatever.)


#11

So, their tagline isn’t “Never let them see you sweat.”


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#13

He’d look much better without underwear.


#14

Nothing to see here. Move along…


#15

Wear socks and sandals and no one will notice.


#16

Wait… can jeans be plastic? Wouldn’t these just be plastic pants?


#17

As it’s a UK company, no.

Pants are (under)pants here. I’d rather not see any of those made of clear plastic.


#18

Remember the Movie So Fine?


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#20

“I can clearly see you’re nuts.”