Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/04/25/imagine-you-work-by-paying-42.html
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looks more like he rolled around in some diarrhea.
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Remember heroin chic? Well, this is fall-down drunk chic, or, with a nod to @incarnedine_v, fall-down-shit-yourself drunk chic.
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Agreed. poo pants.
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20 years ago I predicted people with too much money would pay to look poor. This is just about there.
I also second all the poo comments.
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They’re not proper working pants unless you can see some butt-crack at the back.
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Fuck this shit.
I take this as a sign we need to raise tax rates.
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This is really just the logical extension of the current “distressed” look, where people pay extra for jeans that already have wear and tear.
APC has been running a “butler” program for years, in which they take back their own worn jeans for a discount on a new pair, and then sell the “pre-worn” ones for $275. (I learned about this from my father). Now they appear to be doing something much like the paint-smeared jeans, but maybe more colourful – paint splattered pre-worn jeans. They are supposed to reatail for about $300.
You can’t make this shit up.
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Why is it just mud?
I’d be happy to sell fools… Ahem… “hip consumers” some old work jeans. They’ve got rust stains down the thighs. They’re got a variety of burn holes from blacksmithing scale. Some even have wee little acid holes.
And! I’ll undercut Nordstrom by a whole whopping $225! Wear jeans that have actually been abused for only $200 (which will let me buy a few pairs of new ones).
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Derelicte! It’s happening!
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SOMEONE is, and getting paid for it.
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“Factories in the Philippines
Are cutting holes in brand new jeans
For cutting-edge consumers.
Rich kids in the West, you see
They have no sense of irony.
And I’m losing my sense of humour.”
[“Here Comes the Flood”, Oysterband]
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But the shoes…?
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Burn the store to the ground.
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looks like manure to me. Or pig shit.
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The fatal flaw is that people who actually work are likely to change out of their filthy work clothing at the first opportunity.
These pants remind me of this:
“You’re a sad sight, Hoss. you should have stuck to soda pop”.
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I think it’s time to start selling mildewy jeans on Etsy.
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This is so sad. Is it even possible to buy reasonably priced real jeans anymore?
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