Clerk jailed for refusing same-sex marriage licenses writes of "furious, fist-pounding homosexual men"

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Wouldn’t straight couples also be furiously angry if they were denied the right to marry by a county clerk for personal reasons? Kim Davis is basically proving homosexuals are the same as everybody else.

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I suppose it’s reasonable that an individual who spends his or her days surrounded by guns or violence in general would be more inclined to think of them when trying to make a point. But otherwise I would not expect those dwindling numbers to be heavily weighed towards any ideological extreme. But I suppose without data, there’s not much point in such speculation.

Oh, he was only getting started, following it up with:

  • Pounded in the Butt by My Book “Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt”
  • Pounded in the Butt by My Book “Pounded in the Butt by My Book ‘Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt’”
  • Pounded in the Butt by My Book “Pounded in the Butt by My Book ‘Pounded in the Butt by My Book “Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt”’”
  • Pounded in the Butt by My Book “Pounded in the Butt by My Book ‘Pounded in the Butt by My Book “Pounded in the Butt by My Book ‘Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt’”’”
  • Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book ‘Pounded In The Butt By My Book “Pounded In The Butt By My Book ‘Pounded In The Butt By My Book “Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt”’”’
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Why leave out “furious”? Adds spice to the pounding part.

:slight_smile:

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I’m surprised there isn’t a western-sex parody called “Fisting for Dollars”.

She must have never been to The Den.

Lark? (I’ll get my British coat.)

Should we explain it to the Orlando-based Liberty Counsel? NAH!

Thanks for the belly laugh, idiots!

Oh, you romantic.

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Caught me at a weak moment.

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Who worships an angry god, with fists.
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2009/08/09/like-the-fist-of-an-angry-god/

They still make movies about Sparta, does that count?

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I’m just now reminded of “The County Clerk” from Naked Lunch.

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she also had the opportunity to step aside and allow her employees to process “those” license applications but she wouldn’t do that either.

at the time this all first happened a county clerk in texas won my admiration because even though he held similar religious beliefs as this one from kentucky his scruples broke a different way specifically saying–

“Personally, same-sex marriage is in contradiction to my faith and belief that marriage is between one man and one woman,” the statement read. “However, first and foremost, I took an oath on my family Bible to uphold the law and as an elected public official my personal belief cannot prevent me from issuing the licenses as required.”

he may have remembered the passage saying-- “render to caesar what are caesar’s and to god what is god’s.” which ms. davis forgot.

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“Urethral Fisting” is my new band name.

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Self Urethral Fisting. FIFY

Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Chuck Tingle.

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I’m still waiting for the political thriller porn involving anthropomorphized animals… Fire and Furries

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It’s a large club, ‘Religion’, providing ample accommodations for membership.

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