Clever cat listens to instructions and unlocks a door so its owner can get back into the house

I guess you missed the part where the cat then helped her with her integral calculus problem set.

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I stand corrected.

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Back around 2000, I had a burglar problem. Leona Cat would wake me up when she heard footsteps or doorknob. One of my crooked relatives took her seriously enough to have her killed while I was out of town. I fired my entire family in response. Cats don’t run life insurance rackets.

An old college acquaintance had a British Blue who taught himself to open a 1956 latching Hotpoint fridge so he could pilfer a three-pound chuck roast.

The first known set of instructions for toilet training a cat were published by the late, great bassist Charles Mingus, who trained all of his. The document is still available online, as is most of Mingus’s oevre

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