Colorado bear with munchies breaks into pie shop, eats all pies but one


#1

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#2

Well, duh. Everyone knows rhubarb is suspect as a pie filling.


#3

That’s a lucky break for Ice Cream Larry. He might have had a competitor advertising pies. Instead it sounds like this bear tried the pie and said, “I do feel sick.”


#4

And that’s terrible.


#5

That’s why most people prefer Strawberry-Rhubarb


#6

The sign did say “Free Samples”! At least the bear can read.


#7

Yeah. Bear. Certainly not me.


#8

Come on, bear! You should at least try it!


#9

And thanks for the picture captioned with “This is the actual bear” instead of “Some random stock photo of a bear”.


#10

That bear’s crazy. Strawberry Rhubarb is fecking delicious.


#11

Clearly the bear was not of the upper crust since s/he left the most scrumptious and delectable pie alone.
More for us, and by us I mean myself.
Strawberry Rhubarb…
drool…


#12

The Yelp review was hilarious!


#13

Lies. Rhubarb is delicious. You are clearly a bear is all.


#14

Delicious? It’s poisonous!

I remember when my parents used to try to foist rhubarb crumble on us instead of delicious blackberry. Not having any of that.


#15

Call yourself an Englishman? Feh.


#16

I can’t stand tea either.

Should I return my passport?


#17

The bird avatar was a clever way to confuse everyone, wasn’t it?


#18

OK, seriously…no one? Sigh…

Who’s smarter than the average bear?


#19

Strawberry-rhubarb is rad. Bears and humans with childish palates don’t like it? – fine, more for me.


#20

Rhubarb leaves actually are poisonous. It’s not too surprising that a bear would stay away from it. Just as well, more for me.