“Colorado is tied for state with the least shark attacks!” tweets proud governor

[klossner]

That report about bull sharks in the river was satire.

[Rockatansky]

I’m guessing aquarium misadventures?

[TomFury13]

Here’s a story about it, not the one I was thinking about but I think it’s reputable.

https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/2-bull-sharks-swam-up-mississippi-river-to-st-louis-study-finds

[bluehenbear]

Is the number of attacks > 0?

[anon61221983]

[Tribune]

@TomFury13

but I’m an old man and there’s a bunch of kids out there on my lawn.

Have you considered a pond with a bull shark?

[Jesse13927]

Well now the sharks know where to go to find people who have let their guard down.