Colorado unfairly targeting wildlife refuge at swingers' sex club, says squirrel-loving swinger proprietor

How many fucks would a squirrel swinger give if a squirrel swinger could use a sex swing.

Seriously, those things are deathtraps.

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Now there’s a plausible excuse for the scratches on your back.

“It was a squirrel.”

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They’re burying their nuts for the winter.

I’ll, ah, see myself out now…

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So I thought you had a lot of libertarians and ‘small government’ folks in the States…

Where are they when weird folks like this get hassled? Dribbling shit about family values, I bet.

Reminds me of this:

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