Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/04/24/comedian-sarah-cooper-hilariou.html
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Mark Hamill needs to read this transcript as The Joker.
I live in B-town. This lady just knocked out of Fenway. Awesome!
I believe Trump is now saying he was being sarcastic.
Which is great because Fox News is defending him by saying people were putting words in his mouth.
Can’t be both.
Even as he doubles back to say “…but seriously we should really look into that though.”
It’s like freakin’ White Goodman, only stupider, fatter & with even worse hair…
Is this a school for ants?!?!?
What, I like unicorns.
Those have both been rotated into our familial arguments. I usually get hit with a flying object when I use them.
Maybe if they inject teenie mirrors into the bloodstream they can pass the light through the entire body.
“Aziz! Light!”
Hey, it worked for defeating the Lord of Darkness in Legend.
Weird - no matter how many times I heard Trump’s comments, no matter what the context is, I still feel like screaming!
Wow. Donald Trump has learned that washing hands is helpful, and is pleased to share it. This is even more F’ing stupid than the original.
Bleach + SuperSoakers + Miniature Crew Deployed To Lungs = The Cure We’ve All Been Looking For™
Here, have a soothing song instead:
Ha ha, yeah, I actually thought of that one while watching the posted video.
Maybe this will help:
Great minds, etc. Pew pew pew!
Please, someone, stop Mass Murderer Trump before he kills his next 50,000 Americans.
I’m beginning to really like these lip sync Tik Toks using President Shit for Brain’s actual words