Competition to stay "spaced-out" the longest

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Hell, I could turn pro.

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But, they look sad
I smile when I’m 'spaced out’
Smile like a madman

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90 minutes? Naw man, the chronic 'll do that to ya.

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I got disqualified for getting too relaxed. The fart gave me away.

I’m fine with that, though. I was only there for the terrible irony of a relaxation competition.

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Hey wait, one of the contestants has beer. Surely that qualifies as a performance-dehancing drug.

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Amateurs! For some of us, it isn’t just a focused exercise or competetiion…it’s a lifestyle.

Not everyone appreciates it, but those who don’t usually end up providing the most fun for those who do. It’s always satisfying to piss off certain people without giving them a legitimate reason to be pissed off. Admit it.

…You know who I mean…

I hear these guys will be judging the contestants:

Winner gets the “Real McCoy” trophy.

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My younger Brother is working on 45 years plus, send the prize to www.spacedoutforlife.com

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I think it’s actually called “transcendental meditation.”

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Is “spaced out” a Korean idiom? Or is it a flip translation of something else? Here in the US we didn’t space out until the late 70s, I think. Before that were hep cats.

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Interesting that the article implies the winner was the one with the most stable heartbeat. That is the same principle that the HeartMath stress monitor uses.

I don’t even have words for how victorious I’d be at this

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Really? Han Seoul?

Oh.

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So - basically the pre smart phone DMV experience.

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After 45 minutes of staring into space, No. 15 replied - “He look like a man.”

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Rebirth of Melancholy.

This should be a new sport at the Olympics. It’d be great for the Generation whYs.

My trick eye made me read this as “Competition to say spaced-out the longest” and I could just hear those two women talking in super slow mo.

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