Turn it into a fact-checking site. Target #1: Infowars.
At which point Patrician Vetinari appoints “asks” ■■■■■ von Lipwig and Inspector A E Pessimal the joint task of detangling Jones’s finances? He certainly doesn’t need it, but I approve of that plan!
Does he have a warehouse full of roids and survival diet crap?
I didn’t mean to suggest they were involved in editorial, more that they are surely having a more interesting time at Infowars than they would, say, managing what’s left of a failed rural bank or Arby’s franchise.
That would maybe be an ideal scenario, as all the money-making parts of Gawker were fine, and sold to univision for $140m or thereabouts, and only the troublesome part of it went dark.
A problem is that the money-making parts of Infowars are scams and grifts.
With clerks spreading and grouping documents on the ballroom floor.
He’ll never pay off that debt. But hopefully; the families will keep him dirt poor for the rest of his life.
Start another company? They’ll take that too.
Get a gig on Newsmax? They’ll garnish your salary.
I believe it was LegalEagle who explained it like this:
Jones sold more supplements when he lied about Sandy Hook. So he had a big financial incentive to repeat those lies over and over and acrue a billion dollars worth of liability…
IDK why, but when I first saw the headline on this story I thought it read “Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones agrees to liquidate followers.”
Life goes on. Featuring: Ted Nugent on acoustic guitar, Viktor Bout on bombs and Roger Stone praying.
You gotta love that he does this schtick while wearing his Rolex Submariner. Good lord, people are rubes.
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