Conspiracy theorists' image of 5G Covid implant chip turns out to be guitar pedal schematic

[beschizza]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2021/01/04/conspiracy-theorists-image-of-5g-covid-implant-chip-turns-out-to-be-guitar-pedal-schematic.html

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[WoolyBugger]

Sick tone bruh.

Would it make my playing more metal if I got one implanted in my picking hand?

[Mister44]

So, hypothetically, if one got this Covid implant, they should be able to pick up more chicks/dudes? Or is a pedal not as powerful of a magnet as an actual guitar?

[blissinfinite67]

I’m only going to get the vaccine if it goes up to 11.

[maxfifthavenue]

I always preferred my HM-2 over the Metal Zone series. The MZ was too harsh.

[fuzzyfungus]

I’m at pretty much the “can reliably select non-heated end of soldering iron when attempting to pick it up” level of electrical engineering prowess and I’m still horrified that anyone would think that circuit diagram is 5G related; much less capable of implementing whatever features the illuminati and the reptilians require in addition to RF communication.

[nixiebunny]

All right, I gotta see the timeline of this diagram’s introduction into the conspiracy network.

[Chaz]

[Ceran_Swicegood]

I would have thought we’d have made more progress since the days when Jonas Salk introduced the first fully-transistorized vaccine tracking implant.

[gluther]

Still have my MZ pedal form the 90s, shreddier than my DOD American Metal pedal, which i also still have. (why, i don’t know?). Chained together, they melt faces.

[KathyPartdeux]

Gotta respect that. It’s a very sneaky way to hide a 5G concentrator.

[apalatn]

I think it goes up to 19, you’re all clear!

[last_night]

@fuzzyfungus

I’m still horrified that anyone would think that circuit diagram is 5G related

@nixiebunny

I gotta see the timeline of this diagram’s introduction into the conspiracy network.

It was almost certainly created ironically and most likely spread for the same reasons.

[nubwaxer]

[euansmith]

45’s last days definitely call for some serious Wah-Wah.

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[anonotwit]

I inherited an electric guitar about ten years ago. Just a couple weeks ago I noticed that one of the knobs does in fact go to 11.

[spyramid]

I’m pretty sure most people who can’t afford dental care have more respect for the truth than this pile of flaming delusion. And are more likely to recognize a circuit diagram for what it is.

[Faffenreffer]

@last_night

It was almost certainly created ironically

Citation needed. In over 25 years of custom machine design I have learned to never underestimate the technological illiteracy of the general public.

[thomasaquinas]

Ha! I just got that pedal for Xmas. Very 90s swedish metal sounding. But I like it.

[fromnabulax]

Ssshhhh, another previously unknown strain…