Conspiracy theorists' image of 5G Covid implant chip turns out to be guitar pedal schematic

[Bozobub]

All I can say is, “Fuck yes.”

[Aram_Jahn]

Dude! (or Dudette!): you got a Tufnel? I’d hold on to that baby. Gonna be worth trillions in a few years.

As guitar players often say, “Gimme $1000 and a time machine and I’ll go kill baby Hitler with some bomb-ass Metallica licks.”

[ScarEater7]

Obvious cure is obvious .

[ScarEater7]

I have a white face, and the serial starts with a zero. Its a prized possession. Totally blasted, and thrashed in appearance, but, sonically, it really ties the room together.

[Carbonman]

@ikeOnABike

I just want to make sure I get the audiophile gold plated version for better 5G vaccine tuning action

I’m going to hold out for the bespoke audiophile version with cryogenically treated OCC copper wire and silver soldered connections mounted to a carbon fibre backplane.

[Taniwha]

Apparently there’s another strain out there:

This one’s an Intel 4004

[GagHalfrunt]

@TheDevil_LLC

Well, as the great prophet Unknown Hinson has taught us, Rock & Roll is straight from Hell. So it makes sense that Satan Worshiping™️ pedophiles would use it as the foundation of their plan. (disclaimer: /s so much /s)

Christian musician explains how syncopation corrupts music and your soul

[bambusa]

A casual glance shows four vacuum tubes. Even I’d skip a vaccine delivered through a needle big enough to pass vacuum tubes

[anon87143080]

Q1 - Q4 are NPN transistors. Still nothing I’d want going through my veins.

[Carbonman]

@TheDevil_LLC

Well, as the great prophet Unknown Hinson has taught us, Rock & Roll is straight from Hell. So it makes sense that Satan Worshiping™️ wah-wah pedalophiles would use it as the foundation of their plan. (disclaimer: /s so much /s)

FTFY.