Los Angeles is under permanent lockdown, and daily health checks are mandatory, the sick carted off to the ominous Q-Zone by armed sanitation workers in yellow hazmat suits. Only a small number of the blessedly immune are allowed out in the streets, leading to a lucrative black market in counterfeit immunities. We already know that we’re dealing with an alternate reality here, because whatever our nightmare will be, it isn’t going to involve a totalitarian public health infrastructure.
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This is NOT the right way to create public confidence in the safety of a vaccine:
So what’s the point of requiring a FDA review at all if approval is a foregone conclusion?
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Did you see the part where he was referring to the section on the House floor where Republicans were refusing to wear masks as the “patriot section” and the “freedom section”?
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I’ll go ahead and say it:
It’s good he’s dead; there’s already far too much selfish stupidity in the world.
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So. Much. Harmful. Stupid.
I almost wrote that it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy, but then immediately thought of at least a dozen.
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“You’re fired! Oh, there’s blowback? About what, we never fired you! You’re just making it up!”
[Reporters go away]
“You’re fired!”
Update:
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trumpers wanted an apocalypse and they are getting it.
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Mega-yachts aren’t gonna sail themselves 'ya know.
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It’s officially worse now than it ever was in March or April when the entire economy was shut down
Why are people moving around at all? What planet is this?
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From a governmental perspective:
States are out of money and have received no federal help of note.
The March/April lockdowns also proved that doing a lockdown is a great way to get nazis in your state capital waiting to shoot you.
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China made the whole thing go away in a few weeks
In America, nothing can be done, it’s just too hard
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Into the rainforest.
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Covid test negative! Yay! Bullet dodged, but they are still idiots.
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Congrats!
How’s the nostril? Last time I was tested they went for the brain.
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