Cops pepper-spray 15-year-old girl who fell off her bike

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Totally agree with the Luck Dragon’s call. That sub-thread got outta hand.

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i wondered why he wasn’t responding . . .

suspended until 2290.

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Oh no… however will we know how he feels about cops brutalizing children… Poor us! /s

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Tease!

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“Need a lift?”

“Then stick a jack up your ass.”

(jokingly using a Dirty Harry meme in a topic about police brutality is probably too meta-)

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probably something along the lines of –

“it’s a terrible burden for a police officer to be forced into taking such actions. the parents of this wretched young woman are in part responsible for raising a teenager who behaves so disrespectfully toward authority figures and should be required to pay for counseling the officers who were, regrettably, forced to take such actions”

i can’t quite mimic his tone but i think the sentiment is about right :wink:

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When he does come back, it will be after the robot insurrection, so we’ll see how much he likes robot cops ray-gunning human children :wink:

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Well those human children are real monsters when their emotions are high. Did you know that they grow these hard weapons called nails on the ends of their fingers? Deliberately!

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The even have outcroppings of bone on a scissoring mechanism. Do you know how dangerous that it?

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You’re so edgy. What a disruptor! Such important points! /s

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Where is that from??

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I’ve no idea.

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Deliberation is deliciously dangerous.

I’ll be in my bunk…

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#jeeeeesusfuckingchristidontknowwhattosayanyfuckingmore

Yeah that’s pretty much 2016 in a nutshell. And it ain’t even over.

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Not to get too far off-topic here, but quite a few of us think that would be absolutely lovely, and voted (and continue to vote!) accordingly. “Americans” are a pretty varied group, actually.

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