Coronavirus: Telecom Italia says internet traffic up 70%+, mostly online games like Fortnite, Call of Duty

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/03/12/coronavirus-telecom-italia-sa.html

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Pssssst

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Wanking away
Wanking away
Bored on the internet todaaaay

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Snappy tune, real toe tapper.

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I’m just worried that I won’t get anything done if I have to work from home.

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That’s the problem with working from home.

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Not sure about anyone else but I was singing it to the tune of Jethro Tull’s “Skating away on the thin ice of the new day.”

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You win today’s no prize.

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Heroically providing charity services during a major public health crisis.

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Another to add to my vast collection of no prizes.

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As an American Wop, I have to say Wops kiss too much.

I’m just kidding, it is an endearing cultural norm, but I have to say that shit ain’t helping much in this particular scenario. Bigotry? I think it is funny.

Get your shit together, you greasy fucks

Edit: OK, to be fair WOPs are American immigrants and not actual Italians

I think I recognize Jethro Tug there.

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But on the flip side you can take your procrastination chops to a new level.

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If you are tapping your toes, I think you might be doing it wrong.

I was getting a John Betchman vibe.

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Is it me or is this a more plausible scenario for everyone adopting VR worlds instead of some vague hand waving?

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