Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/03/12/coronavirus-telecom-italia-sa.html
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Pssssst
Wanking away
Wanking away
Bored on the internet todaaaay
Snappy tune, real toe tapper.
I’m just worried that I won’t get anything done if I have to work from home.
That’s the problem with working from home.
Not sure about anyone else but I was singing it to the tune of Jethro Tull’s “Skating away on the thin ice of the new day.”
You win today’s no prize.
Heroically providing charity services during a major public health crisis.
Another to add to my vast collection of no prizes.
As an American Wop, I have to say Wops kiss too much.
I’m just kidding, it is an endearing cultural norm, but I have to say that shit ain’t helping much in this particular scenario. Bigotry? I think it is funny.
Get your shit together, you greasy fucks
Edit: OK, to be fair WOPs are American immigrants and not actual Italians
I think I recognize Jethro Tug there.
But on the flip side you can take your procrastination chops to a new level.
If you are tapping your toes, I think you might be doing it wrong.
I was getting a John Betchman vibe.
Is it me or is this a more plausible scenario for everyone adopting VR worlds instead of some vague hand waving?
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