Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/03/18/cosplaying-billionaire-donald-j-trump-can-not-post-his-464-million-bond.html
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Loser.
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When poor people find it impossible to secure a bail bond due to their financial circumstances, we know where they end up. Biff needs to learn about that first-hand.
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It’s not a bail bond. Jail was never on the table in this case because it is a civil trial rather than a criminal one but until that day I’ll settle for “living on the street.”
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“Sad.”
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I was under the impression that refusal to pay in a civil case could wind the defendant with contempt of court, which could mean jail time. But presumably the courts would pursue other avenues to get the money out of the person’s assets first.
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Nice job with that there post title.
I’m even willing to overlook the spelling mistake. 
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Yeah, but as it hasnt already happened, I can’t imagine that there’s still a bridge-too-far that he’s yet to burn.
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I’ll not be satisfied until he’s cleaned out and forced to walk to his next rally. Maybe he’ll get lost.
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“Perfect”
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Lock him up.
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Is this the point where they can put up the ‘For Sale’, ‘Everything must go!!!’ and ‘Buy One - Get One Free!’ signs at his tacky properties?
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I see it more like the fireworks signs you see at times.
“Buy 1, Get 11 free”
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As a billionaire shoe salesman, I’m sure he’s good for it.
It’s not like he’s selling NFTs (this time).
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he has approached 30 underwriters to back the bond
That’s an odd way to talk about Russian oligarchs.
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Not even the Russians are lending the cash?
Too funny.
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What cash? Sanctions for the Ukraine invasion have frozen all their assets in western banks. Putin and his cronies couldn’t buy him a hamberder in North America or Europe.
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If he can’t pony up the dues, maybe we should let Putin do whatever the hell he wants with his failed asset.
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