Covid vaccine makes you homosexual, says Iranian cleric

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God IS deep. /s

desert people

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sweet! so, giving the vaccine to homosexuals would make them then straight, i guess. double negative is a positive? also, what happens to bisexuals in that case? which part of us changes into straight and which part reverts to gay? omg, my head is exploding!

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It seems that everything turns us gay; so I guess that all those bigots are self-hating gays?

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Oh dear. Too late. I’ve just had my Covid jab. Now…where did I put my handbag?

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tenor

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I believe that part which is attracted to females will now be attracted to males, and vice versa.

The second shot will reverse your sexuality yet again.

Or maybe we’ll wind up being only attracted to those genders and orientations which are absolutely diametrically opposed to one’s own, the hard stops of the spectrum. So maybe the second shot turns you enby and you wind up in a permanent state of androgenous pansexual slut-rage. Rainbow Hulk as it were. The prophecied Second Coming of Bowie.

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Meanwhile in Tanzania:

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Not quite sure what you have in mind, but here is one potential fit.

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If the problem is medicine from the West, does that mean the Sinovac vaccine is OK?

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You’ll sing really cringey Italian songs.

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Of course. It is an anti-imperialist vaccine based on five thousand years of Chinese civilisation. /s

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I just think his entire claim is ridiculous. At worst, the vaccine would make you experimental.

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I thought the message was basically “eat your vegetables,” but silly hoo-Mans took that to mean, “smite my enemies”.

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People must have floated while glowing all the time back then :stuck_out_tongue:

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I’m so glad to see two religions finding common ground!

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Hmmm… If getting the Covid vaccination makes you homosexual, does that mean homosexuals are already immune to Covid? And, if so, wouldn’t that make them a valuable resource in fighting this virus?

And, also, why are so many people stupid assholes about vaccines and homosexuality? Is there a genetic link that causes the brains of people who are afraid of gay people to be also afraid of science?

Maybe if we could develop a treatment for stupid assholery…

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Sounds like somebody looking for an excuse

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