Originally published at: Cow flees slaughter and rides waterslide | Boing Boing
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and named it Tobogã, which approximately means “sled” in Portugese.
Or possibly toboggan? (I know no Portuguese!)
How annoying that neither the inexplicable “climbed a ladder” or the inevitable “splash” were recorded.
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i was hoping for footage of it climbing the ladder, because wtf… HOW??
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Who built a water park next to a slaughterhouse? I imagine the smell can’t be too good at that place.
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Exactly! “Hey everybody, let’s go to the new waterpark! It’s just down the street from the abbatoir!”
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Here are the stairs the cow climbed to get on the slide. Apparently after the end of the linked video, someone roped the cow and led it into the pool.
pic from:
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Girls cows just want to have fun.
“The people want to know where he is,” said Carlos Miguel Serante, “Everyone wants to know. We want to take him to the club.”
All fun and games until somebody shits on the floor.
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The cow saw the various queue-management elements of the water park and thought “that looks familiar”.
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Yeah, poor slaughterhouse workers being assaulted with the combined stench of piss and chlorine on a day-to-day… oh.
Nothing to see here, move along please.
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On the plus side, I bet the burgers at the snack bar are really good.
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This has me wondering about the etymology of the word Toboggan. Something I thought was Canadian word. Mikmaq I think.
Yes, by way of french it looks like: “…derive[d] from French tabaganne , which derives from an Algonquian word, probably Mi’kmaq tepaqan or Abenaki dabôgan , influenced by similar words in other Eastern Canadian Algonquian languages.”
Neato.
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The cows arrive in the entrance hall here, and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these…
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…Yeah, I think if you escape execution, a pardon and a relocation to
a petting zoo/refuge farm are in order-
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Cue music: “Cows With Guns”. 
Oh, chute…
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They even created a neologism: “Toboágua”, tobogã+água, a water toboggan.
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