I kinda wish they named all the colors “skin.”
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OR OR OR: mold little veins into them and give them appropriate mottling, then call it “the new flesh”. Cronenberg would be pleased.
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Vader, “Come over to the Dark Side!”
Luke, “Dad, are you being racist again?!”
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Perfect for drawings of nudist gatherings!
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Missing white people colors include:
Whiter shade of pale
Minty green
Cave fish white (without this one, I can’t do a self portrait 
)
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LOL, awesome!
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Bandaids should be blue, as memorably demonstrated in Chef!, series 1, episode 3 .
Gareth Blackstock: If you were to use an ordinary one, it could end up anywhere. You’d never find it. Can you imagine what a nightmare that would be?
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Umm… do you mean “artificially fed beta-carotene Atlantic Salmon (Salmo salar) orange”, because that ignores natural Spring (Oncorhynchus tshawytscha) shades, not to mention Sockeye (Oncorhynchus nerka) red.
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Burnt Orange?
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Vader, “No my son, I was just talking about your outfit! You started off with white, and the khaki is better - shows less dirt. However, it still needs something…”
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Wow. That is an absolutely horrible insult. One that I shall now use on my two Nordic pasty white blonde and redhead girls this summer. Tell your mom thanks for the advice!
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It’s missing:
- actinic keratosis crust
- squamous cell tomato
- melanoma mottle
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Annoying Orange ®
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Throughout much of Asia, white is the symbolic colour of death.
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Skin bleaching products are a huge market in SE Asia and India.
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Trudeau was wrong. Bronzer and fake tans are still popular-- and may have gained popularity after the strip was written.
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what do you make of this?
Human colors only
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exactly. I decided not to go with “Artificially neon salmon orange” to avoid the fish farming controversy/issues, but since you bring it up…
