Inappropriate for children? I hate to break it to adults, but kids are often less embarrassed by sex than they are.
8 year old me: Why are there a bunch of worms in a basket? Moving on.
Nowadays me: Why are there a bunch of worms in a…oh. Ew.
Nowadays me: What kind of worms are these?
Girls don’t give this guy blowjobs? Maybe he spends too much time hacking Crayola sites.
You may be mistaking effect for cause. Fairly common in feedbacked systems.
If my dude showed me a picture of a basket of creepy dick-like worms, I wouldn’t be up for a blowjob either.
Aren’t these plants? Thought this was on BoingBoing previously.
Urechis unicinctus… a spoon worm (related to annelid worms).
“Inappropriate” may not mean “causing embarrassment to children”, but “setting children off on conversational topics which adults really prefer to avoid”.
Not Urechis caupo? They sure look like fat innkeeper worms to me…
Crayola makes a skin tones set that has a range from black to peachy-white? Cool, I didn’t know that …
ha, not that it can be avoided or should be. Christ, at age x to until they pick up on the adult vibes and learn to be uncomfortable, genitals are a common subject some days. Whose got them what kind, what’s this got to do with the pronoun mysteries etc etc.
1st born - I have a penis.
2nd born - Ieh HAVEE A PEENIS!
Parent 1 - Shhh, 2nd born that is too loud for the dinner table
1st born - Daddy has a penis
Parent 2 - Yes, that is true.
2nd born - MOMMA HAVE A PEENIS!
Parent 1 - 2nd born! Too loud! Also that isn’t correct, mommy has a yoni
1st born - 2ND BORN HAS A PENIS TOO!
Parent 2 - Yes, that is correct, but too loud for the table!
2nd born - I have to poopoo in my penis and a peepee in my bum
Parent 2 - Not quite, but as long as you are seated on the potty it is okay.
titter he said yoni…
They had already learned to shout penis in public, we used yoni to spare the poor hand wringers we may encounter. Totally works too lol.
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