Originally published at: Crocodile impregnated itself, scientists discover | Boing Boing
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Hmm, the Second Coming is going to be a blood bath.
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And so it begins…
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Brings a whole new meaning to “Go F yourself,” now doesn’t it?
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Clever girl?
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I can’t tell you the number of times I have responded to my children, “Is the space pope reptilian?”
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crocodile + jesus = crocodeity
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Wasn’t this exact science explanation given as the reason for Jurassic Park 2?
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I believe that had something to do with “splicing frog DNA to fill some gaps” which {hand waving, hand waving} led to the ability to either swap genders at need or reproduce via parthenogenesis.
Regardless, it instantly brought this to mind:
Priests and cannibals, prehistoric animals
Everybody happy as the dead come home
Big black nemesis, parthenogenesis
No one move a muscle as the dead come home
Why? Who knows how my brain works…
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They were supposed to have picked up genes for spontaneous gender change from the frogs (and for the record, in the first movie/book).
Parthenogenesis was never discussed, or the whole plan of having only female dinosaurs would have been pretty frail to begin with.
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Crocodile Jesus at Bethesda…
Disciples: “Hey, Jesus. Wasn’t there a kid wandering around here with some bread and fish?”
Crocodile Jesus: 'Buuurp"
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Jesus Crock
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Jesus wore sandals, not crocs!
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ha!
not sure about you, but i hear (or read) that word and immediately think of that song!
come to think of it… not really sure how my brain works. 
Pretty narcissistic old girl it seems like.
I believe you mean “second recorded virgin birth”.
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