Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/08/16/seven-foot-crocodile-swimming.html
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Das ist nicht ein kleine Krokodil!
Also, this song is now stuck in my head, thanks!
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I’m pretty sure that when the kids shouted Jesus Christ, they weren’t asking for his protection.
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I wonder how much god would have protected them if they stayed within chomping distance?
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Since God apparently uses guns, I guess our “gun problems” in the U.S. are actually “God problems.”
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Could be worse… Could have been a gator.
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I’m pretty sure god put the crocodile there in the first place. Kind of a weird trick to play on a bunch of kids don’t you think?
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Now I know not to click the link out of fear of earworms!
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I actually like it… it’s a very cute German kid’s song about a krokodil named Schnappi who lives on the nile…But it is an ear worm, for sure.
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Crocs and prayers folks, crocs and prayers.
Apparently not the good pairing you’d expect. Not for the croc anyway.
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Came here for this. Was not disappointed.
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No, then it would have been “part of his plan, which we won’t understand until after we die”
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Couldn’t they just give it a one-way Greyhound ticket to Florida?
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Makes me think about the urban legend of the bible that was untouched during a house fire that destroyed the home and killed all the residents, and everyone remarking what a miracle it was.
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Das ist keine kleine Krokodil!
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Crocodiles are not native to Ohio. It was probably some gentleman who thought it would be cool to have for a pet, then realized it wouldn’t make a good pet and released it into the wild. Hopefully it isn’t an invasive species and won’t become one.
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Undoubtedly. In addition to crocodiles not being native to Ohio - it was a saltwater crocodile. Last I checked, Ohio isn’t near any saltwater.
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But those church kids are so tasty! He could not resist.
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