Originally published at: Cup Noodles enters the lucrative "Wake and Bake" market | Boing Boing
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So not only are these noodles woke but they are also stoned?! Does Desantis know about this?
{rolls shoulders; cracks neck} All right… stand back everybody. I’ll try it.
Now, I’m going to go out on a limb here, and say this is not what is commonly understood as ‘wake and bake.’
Furthermore, being potful right now, allow me to say nope to this abomination masquerading as food.
That is all. Carry on.
Hm. Could transfer it into a ziploc bag for camping, but it would only fit the “crawl out of bag, boil water, eat and go” category, verses cooking actual pancakes and sausage.
So, wait… it’s still ramen with sauce, only with (artificial) maple flavor, bits of pancake, eggs and sausage? I don’t think anything could sound more disgusting and still be food.
I laughed at first but then I read the description. That just sounds horrid.
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