Custom orthodontic retainer to give better blowjobs

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2016/11/09/custom-orthodontic-retainer-to.html

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I didn’t get it until I saw the cut away diagram.

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“I realized I was in a very patriarchal field, so I decided to do something for men.”

Go right ahead, just don’t dress it up in feminist marketing.

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The patriarchy is real and it hates us.

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I’ve been trying to popularize my design but I haven’t made any
headway.

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Giuliani’s gonna be needing those back now that he’s got a job again.

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At least that is better than the retainer that realignes your teeth for optimal blowjob performance that I imagined from the title. You know that someone would buy that one, too.

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I get the feeling this project was more about valar dohaeris.

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Perhaps Giuliani would be better off with the retainer described in the post if he’s gonna work for Trump.

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Unless it’s making my neck longer or my personality a lot better it’s not getting to the root cause of my dissatisfaction with blowjobs.

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WHO IS THIS A PROBLEM FOR?

Seriously. “Your blowjobs are great, but I wish there was a way for you to keep your retainer in?”

I want to smash.

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I just ask her to take out her dentures. Problem solved!

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Fuck this unnecessary product; won’t be buying it.

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Uh - it isn’t to keep your retainer in. It is a retainer.

It is more or less a sex toy, like a vibrating cock ring.

And its for gay guys, but I guess anyone can use it.

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It’s not for sale… it’s a one-off art school project by a gay former dentist. To fit his own mouth.

(Patriarchy is definitely real, but this isn’t it.)

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What? No!

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More power to him, then.

(But you know that someone will buy/copy his design for mass production and sale.)

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I hope you’re wrong, but dammit, pessimism seems to steer me right every time these days :confused:

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