Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2016/11/09/custom-orthodontic-retainer-to.html
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I didn’t get it until I saw the cut away diagram.
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“I realized I was in a very patriarchal field, so I decided to do something for men.”
Go right ahead, just don’t dress it up in feminist marketing.
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The patriarchy is real and it hates us.
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Giuliani’s gonna be needing those back now that he’s got a job again.
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At least that is better than the retainer that realignes your teeth for optimal blowjob performance that I imagined from the title. You know that someone would buy that one, too.
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Perhaps Giuliani would be better off with the retainer described in the post if he’s gonna work for Trump.
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Unless it’s making my neck longer or my personality a lot better it’s not getting to the root cause of my dissatisfaction with blowjobs.
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WHO IS THIS A PROBLEM FOR?
Seriously. “Your blowjobs are great, but I wish there was a way for you to keep your retainer in?”
I want to smash.
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I just ask her to take out her dentures. Problem solved!
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Fuck this unnecessary product; won’t be buying it.
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Uh - it isn’t to keep your retainer in. It is a retainer.
It is more or less a sex toy, like a vibrating cock ring.
And its for gay guys, but I guess anyone can use it.
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What? No!
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More power to him, then.
(But you know that someone will buy/copy his design for mass production and sale.)
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I hate being right about pessimistic shit.
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Who’s Pat?
I dunno, but he needs to get that porthole fixed.
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