See I would just start growing it all here - no border to cross. Dopes.
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Oh FFS. Srsly, fuck everyone with legal access to cannabis.
Just, fuck you.
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Settle!!! This is in fact the only and best way to improve on my initial request…
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Not fooled by marijuana disguised as watermelons.
That would look great in a job reference letter.
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Like ‘mules’, the ganja is stuffed up his keester. Whole asswads of it.
Sensing a theme here. Who could be behind it??
Hmmmmmm
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why do they hate creativity so much!?!
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Just don’t get the gum ball ones. Ugh. Like 5 seconds of flavor - but not really watermelon flavor.
Also:
“Our frontline CBP officers’ experience, vigilance and attention to detail prevents the introduction of these dangerous drugs into our country."
They aren’t really that dangerous, though dealing in them can be, thanks to the laws making it profitable to do so.
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Marijuana is not a narcotic. Just saying.
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Carrots? I would have guessed dugong dicks before carrots.
Probably more carrots shipped, however, so perhaps they felt better safety in numbers trying to pass them off as carrots. Of course, the color orange is usually a good place to start when it comes to carrot camouflage.
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Can’t trust a pig with watermelons, ya know.
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Can you not get away with a small grow? I know the bizzies down our way are basically past caring about any grow ops that aren’t factory-scale. Can’t imagine it’s much different north of Berwick.
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Right? After all these years, I move away from California just as they legalize it.
On the other hand, at my new home in Belgium, they treat it as they should-- a trivial crime that’s of no interest, unless it’s part of a larger crime or they want to hassle you because you’re being a dick. And a porous (ok, non-existent) border with the Netherlands makes it easy to get.
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Aye, it still widnae be legal though, eh?
And the council up here just invested in those bloody IR cameras they use to “advise you about the energy efficiency of your home”. It’s the fucking smuggling up here that they should (technically) be focusing on though. Used to be that finding a crack in the pipeline was easy enough, now it’s all cunts from down south sellin shit online.
At least the Yardies are all gone. (The criminal gang that is)
But aye, I’ve considered it. Hearing stories from people who have family working for the power companies has seriously put the jimmies up me though. I need to figure out how to store enough power for 12 hours and just keep feeding constant power into that. Or go with *ulk auto-flowering. :shame:
Ha ha ha, only joking though!
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LEDs ought to be quiet enough. And cool enough. Shit, even CFLs at a pinch.
Legal schmegal. I know folks have gotten a caution for 40+ plants. 3 or 4 in a repurposed wardrobe, they’d never even care. Gie’ it some laldy.
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You, sir, are a bad influence on this bad influence. 
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Welp, I’ve paid my rent this month…
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If you believe the propaganda from SAM and other groups here, that has happened.
Unfortunately, the only people I know who believe it are my State legislators.
And the watermelons look so much like watermelons as well…
You have to wonder if the folks that came up with this plan were, like, high or something?
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You live in s state neighboring CO? I think I might see your first problem.
