Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/02/08/border-police-find-two-tons-of.html
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Border police find two tons of marijuana disguised as limes
What? Disguise them as zucchini or Brussels sprouts. Then nobody will go near them!
That song about the limes in the coconuts makes a lot more sense now. If only they’d hidden them there.
I was wondering why the grocery store was selling limes by the ounce instead of by the pound.
The guy I shed a tear for is the fellow who just spent this month’s green duct tape budget on several days of carefully making fake limes only to have his artwork ruined by those DEA creeps.
I must have really liked that restaurant. After 2 margaritas I ordered 4 plates of enchiladas.
I’m too lazy to find it, but I had read ages ago that if marijuana were as unregulated as lettuce, a joint would cost about the same as a packet of sweet and low. Of course, let it all be grown domestically and there will be something else coming across the border from Mexico illegally instead. Cartels are gonna cartel.