Daily orgasms can greatly reduce risk of prostate cancer

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MrsTobinL says she isnā€™t sure how daily orgasms for her would help but she is willing to help outā€¦

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Apparently rubbing one in pretty much eliminates your chance of getting prostate cancer.

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One particular study on this phenomenon that I read about indicated that frequent sex eliminated the benefit. They speculated that undetected sexually-transmitted viruses that caused cancer balanced out the effect.

They should offer Prostate gland exam with a happy ending.

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Isnā€™t the end of the exam the happy ending? Is that why my doc calls me Olā€™ Clenchy?

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Could be. On the other hand, when did you last pay your bill?

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Yeah, the scientifically-supported preeclampsia prevention strategy did not fly, either.

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I thought I had until I was 50.

(Shifts uncomfortably)

I will refrain from giving details on why, but that made me laf out loud. :slight_smile:

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Daily orgasms or daily ejaculations?

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I just did it until I needed glasses :wink:

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Like, safety goggles to not shoot into your eyes?

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so, as I understand this diagram the way to get a daily orgasm is to have someone stick their finger up your ass and tickle?

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wait a second, I just read it again and itā€™s obvious Frauenfelder has misinterpreted this study - it clearly states that there needs to be ā€œejaculation on prostate cancer development.ā€

probably it needs to be daily though, like a lotion.

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I want to know if the effect levels out at some point. If I have 63+ orgasms/month do I reduce my risk by 66%? Do 100 orgasms/month reduce my risk by 100%?

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and so the finger probably needs to rub the lotion in.

itā€™s really sad that I had interpret all this for a group of people who are supposedly literate adults. very, very really sad.

Iā€™m glad itā€™s not real, because I was all

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You arenā€™t thinking big enough. If you managed a thousand, you could save other peoples lives!!

Go forth, and be a savior to us all!

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But will my insurance cover the Viagra?

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