Danger! Danger!

Me too!

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Is there municipal legislature on that? Now I’m curious.

Wait, are we still talking about sharks?

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thank you.

I was having trouble expliaing it

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To be fair, there aren’t many stats, but it’s one of those could be true things:

Sharks aren’t that dangerous, because they aren’t’ hunting us… where as we are constantly taking away snack machines’ babbies!!!

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And @noahdjango, we should write up the ATL Aquarium! It’s the biggest crime syndicate in history!!!

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At least the ones in Michael Bay movies.

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found it. it’s @ficuswhisperer

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It’s one of my favorite Stick Figures in Peril. I call him Zappy.

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#WARNING: viagra ahead

@sam, @codinghorror: I don’t really give a shit about the badge, I just really like making bug reports, but isn’t 10 likes supposed to yield a badge?

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Yesterday, I literally submitted a poster to a lab safety poster contest based on this theme:

(I would rather have drawn the images myself, but didn’t have the time. The prize is neon goggles, a beaker mug, and a $20 Starbucks card. For that, I had to try. I mean, neon fucking goggles!)

My personal favorite is this one:

I always prefer to read it as, “Beware, falling seesaws.”

Me too!

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Danger! People opening umbrellas.

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That’s quite plausible. I’ve never heard of a vending machine killing a shark. I can only conclude that most sharks are quite law-abiding and don’t attempt to vandalise vending machines.

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There was a certain stretch of road where I always interpreted this as WARNING Drunk Drivers Ahead…

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You don’t prefer the impossible British version?

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That’s impressive.

Looks like fishtailing, to me.

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