Yep. Remembered the series from my stamp collecting days.
There’s also this
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Vending machines kill more people every year than sharks!!! Did you know that?
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hmm, well, no. but considering you don’t have to be coastal to succumb to a vending machine, I suppose it follows.
if people would only obey the warning sticker and follow my advice for stealing from them, think of the lives that would be saved! and the delicious snacks for all!
edit: clarity
edit: dammit
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I guess sharks’ lack of warning stickers points to how much less lethal they are.
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I was editing as you posted.
i have been drinking.
edit: oh, wait… your thing doesn’t pertain… also, an aquatic mammal; inside the city limits… yeah, that ain’t legal, either.
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Me too!
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Is there municipal legislature on that? Now I’m curious.
Wait, are we still talking about sharks?
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thank you.
I was having trouble expliaing it
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To be fair, there aren’t many stats, but it’s one of those could be true things:
Sharks aren’t that dangerous, because they aren’t’ hunting us… where as we are constantly taking away snack machines’ babbies!!!
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And @noahdjango, we should write up the ATL Aquarium! It’s the biggest crime syndicate in history!!!
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found it. it’s @ficuswhisperer
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It’s one of my favorite Stick Figures in Peril. I call him Zappy.
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#WARNING: viagra ahead
@sam, @codinghorror: I don’t really give a shit about the badge, I just really like making bug reports, but isn’t 10 likes supposed to yield a badge?
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Yesterday, I literally submitted a poster to a lab safety poster contest based on this theme:
(I would rather have drawn the images myself, but didn’t have the time. The prize is neon goggles, a beaker mug, and a $20 Starbucks card. For that, I had to try. I mean, neon fucking goggles!)
My personal favorite is this one:
I always prefer to read it as, “Beware, falling seesaws.”
Me too!
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