Danger! Danger!

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Danger! People opening umbrellas.

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That’s quite plausible. I’ve never heard of a vending machine killing a shark. I can only conclude that most sharks are quite law-abiding and don’t attempt to vandalise vending machines.

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There was a certain stretch of road where I always interpreted this as WARNING Drunk Drivers Ahead…

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You don’t prefer the impossible British version?

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That’s impressive.

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Looks like fishtailing, to me.

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Danger! Danger!

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When we touch.
When we kiss.

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maybe it did a 180?

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On 2 wheels? I suppose if we accept that the car is as 2 dimensional as it looks, that would work.

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No one but me sees the Swastika?

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Now that you’ve brought it up, I can’t unsee it.

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Figured I’d include a video example for those who don’t know what it’s like to drive in snow and ice:

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The issue with the sign in my mind is only 2 tracks.

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Do you want the sign to look like this?

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How many vehicles / wheels are involved there? Looking at it another way, wouldn’t that get you to slow down? :slight_smile:

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Looks like a car and a motorcycle, and you know that won’t turn out well.

Or 1/3 of an 18-wheeler…is that any better? :wink:

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I saw it, just didn’t want to Godwin the thread :^)

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Let’s throw in some bighorn sheep. I see signs like this occasionally and they are utter crap.

Bighorn sheep crossing?

Everyone in CO knows they mill about like they are having tea parties, in the middle of the road (or at least with 1/3 of them standing in it.) Usually around blind corners, in the middle of the mountains, with a cliff on one or both sides. And they don’t give a damn about traffic.

This is a much better sign in my opinion:

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Scary! The first time I had to drive in serious snow was a couple of years ago, when we were driving out to ABQ, and had planned a series of stops, the first being in memphis. We woke up to about a foot or so, and decided to continue on. It took about 5 hours to get to Little Rock, which is normally a 2 hour drive. We ended up staying there for a couple of days, and not being able to go to ABQ…

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My condolences. You don’t have a lot of plows down there, and many people are not used to driving in the conditions. It makes for a scary situation when it actually does snow.

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