Darth Vader denied political freedom in Ukraine

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Wait, didn’t he spend a good chunk of “Episode II” wooing Padme with painfully stilted dialogue about how voting was for losers? (Note to would-be-smooth-talkers in the real universe: this is not the most effective way to hit on senators. Just stick to the subject about how much you hate sand.)

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Has no one in the Ukraine seen episode VI? He’ll die if he removes his helmet.

Edit: Oops. Probably should have done a spoiler alert for anyone that hasn’t seen it.

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They wanted him to remove his helmet to be identified? How many Ukranian Darth Vaders are there?

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The borscht was not with him.

I find her lack of faith disturbing.

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his campaign ad is pretty remarkable:

You don’t need to see his identification.

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Once again, voter identification being used as an excuse to disenfranchise.

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This is not the voter that you’re looking for.

Apology accepted, pollworker Nadia.

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