Don’t let the door hit you
Sooo, what’s an appropriate drink to celebrate?
All of them.
I’m glad that Jimmy Carter is still alive and Kissinger is dead!!!
I just wish Hunter S Thompson was here to give us a Kissinger Obit.
Ecstasy?
My mom always said, if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all, so …
I was thinking a B-52. Maybe a bit too on-the-nose. Check back later
… yeah that sounds good too
Did she say that about fucking war criminals? Because fuck him. You know how many people are dead thanks to that guy…
I just saw this on CNN, and I actually said out loud “Oh thank God!”
Henry Kissinger dies
Be honest; you had that one stored up, all prepared and just waiting, didn’t you?
(I totally have more than one prepped for 45.)
Hang in there Jimmy Carter, just wait out Trump
Nope! Just the second I saw the news I figured it would be the perfect party favor. 
