Fucking zombie cults.
If only Nile crocodiles had spread a little further north (assuming they’d have been as effective as alligators).
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The matching, branded T-shirts are a nice touch. Very Biblical.
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When Jesus said to give the shirt off of your back he didn’t say it couldn’t be branded (or the cheapest possible shirt). These guys do give away all their stuff and help the poor for free, right? They couldn’t possibly be Entitlement Christians, cherry picking Jesus words and keeping cars and flat screen TVs and stuff. :-/
Whiteguys. Be. Scammin’.
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His life was changed when, at 17, he attended a youth mission to Canada and witnessed a prostitute turning into Jesus.
No, uh. That’s just a ‘service’ you can pay a prostitute to do for you (for $65 in my neighborhood).
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"Where have you been all night, honey? "
“Just hanging out with Jesus - beardless Jesus…”
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Well, the beard tickles…
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I wonder if it was anything like the evening I was looking into a mirror, and I turned into my brother. I mean, ya’ know, there might (allegedly!) have been drugs involved. But, my bro does look a lot like Mormon-Jesus, so maybe I missed my calling as a con artist?
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Or just show up at their exhibition, wearing a Supernatural show t-shirt.
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This photo looks like a record album cover.
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I wonder if they’ve ever performed with Necromancer.
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Well, this seems trivial to prove/disprove.
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Sounds like something you’d read in a piece by Hunter S. Thompson.
Or, maybe, he was just high on the Spirit?! >.<
resurrection, my arse. science says once dead muscles are just slowly spoiling meat with no going back, same for zombies
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Heavens they’re tasty and expeditious.
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Do those little cookies symbolize that he was baked when he said that?
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Now I’m gonna have to go watch the whole thing.
