Death metal attracts sharks as it mimics "struggling fish"

Whoaaaaaaaaa… wait a second…

This is a joke, right? Or are they real… did somebody actually do this for real or just rename some random surf tracks. Or is this the work of 1 person in total…

hilarious concept. Daikaiju is amazing, btw

Edit: don’t fully understand, but its a hilarious gag

Decapitated is always a solid choice, though I still prefer their original sound, Nihlity is fucking incredible and a metal masterpiece, Winds Of Creation too

I always imagined a frenzy of sharks over Nile’s Annihilation Of The Wicked though. Slow chugging, punctuated by sharp dissonant wails. Much like people being eaten by sharks. Props to Vader and other Polish blacked death bands too

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I’m theorizing that Despacito makes them breach

Does this qualify as shark death metal?

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I’ve been listening to Decapitated since ‘Winds of Creation’, my dude!

Hah, I’ve been listening to them since Winds of Creation.

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