"Deep State Weather Engineering" conspiracy theories run rampant in wake of Maui fires

I, uh, thought we were going to keep that particular secret, you know, secret.

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Some people appear impervious to Occam’s razor.

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Given that I am reading about this lunatic/grifter I’d say the censorship is wholly ineffective. Ma’am, you’re not being censored. The fact of the matter is sane people who are not hydrocephalic just don’t want to hear the BS you are spewing.

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“sophía” as in the Gnostic goddess of wisdom, or whatever, presumably :angel:

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Or, maybe, a Daper State. If we are going to burn, we should at least look good doing it.

Earthquakes are caused by the Dub State [wub wub wub]

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Of course that’s much more feasible than drought plus fallen power lines.

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Better than having paper towel tossed at them I guess.

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Is anyone else baffled by the implied threat model of a malefactor that is using killsats on (admittedly small) civilian populations for the glory of Agenda 21 or whatnot; but when faced with plucky snake oil salesmen who threaten to expose the conspiracy resorts to vague, unspecified, “oppression” and “censorship” so subtle that it can only be detected by having a numerologist work up your social media engagement numbers?

Surely such a menacing entity, untroubled by either blood on its hands or the risk of upsetting the insurance industry, would find it neither difficult nor troubling to simply kill a few pesky holistic wellness grifters?

I can’t tell where on the spectrum of “profound internal inconsistency” to “merely LARPing at peril” this particular instance falls; but it seems like something that happens a lot in conspiracy theory circles. Talk up the threat of Them; but for some reason the worst Team Death Ray or the managers of the adrenochrome pits seem willing or able to do to you is some facebook ToS tiff.

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As @VeronicaConnor said above, putting any effort into examining their justifications for their claims is futile but if you’re willing to indulge in pointless and probably brain melting activities…

They have an answer for that.

Well, actually they have many, many answers at least one of which is that you can protect yourself from the worst “they” can do by buying whatever the grifter is selling.

But another wonderful Catch-22 style answer some of them have is that “they” need or want people to know what is happening and so people like Alex Jones and this lady get to speak out about what is happening because the Evil World Cabal™ believes that they gain magic power by letting you know what they are going to do to you.

No, it doesn’t make sense, why do you ask?

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