Delightful skinless animatronic baby

The Elite controller for the Xbox One has interchangeable thumb sticks including some super long ones. I never knew what they were for but that makes perfect sense given its geared at the pro gamer.

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I applaud your savagery, dine on the Colonel’s chicken fortnightly if you must.

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If you go in a room with some people in it and you can’t tell which one is the creepy one…
They all look like the creepy one to me. Does that get me off the hook?

“Delightful,” “nightmare fuel” - tomayto, tomahto.

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Ok, baby, you’re walking… sorry, crawling through a desert and you see a tortoise…

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Just don’t ask it about its mother…

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The sense that it would turn itself on in the middle of the night, climb upstairs and come and stare at you whilst you slept, with distant, unblinking eyes. Muttering machine code under its metaphorical breath. And should you wake, hold its finger to its pursed lips, utter a soft ‘sshhh’ and shutdown to the tune of the Windows log-off, before its silhouette in the dimness collapsed into a heap on the floor.

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Feed it from an oil can and it poops AAA batteries?
Cool!

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The robots will take over the world. it is inevitable.

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