You deserve a Pendant. I mean, only hens “make eggs”, as you implicitly note.
Did the miscreants make boiled eggs (we need to know temperature of water, length of time boiled, hard or soft, and whether the shell came off cleanly - indeed did they poke a hole in the shell, first), or did they make scrambled eggs, or poached eggs or fried eggs, or …
Maybe these miscreants eat eggs for every meal
