Is that a combination of getting your ashed hauled and being raked over the ashes? Some sort of kinky, performance review?
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Thinking about it, thereâs nothing that says they needed to be your lover before they diedâŚ
Creepy!
Obviously the next step is to sell the ashes of famous people to allow everyone to have the opportunity to say âI had sex with Jim Morrison!â
Itâs like this, but totally different.
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And then you can mix different ashes together and have a one-person orgy. Itâs perfect!
Just because theyâre dead and ashes doesnât mean theyâre not people too.
So when those French Girls say to you
âWould you like your ashes raked?â
Youâll have to take their word for it:
Itâs the only thing to takeâŚ
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Your doctor is doing it wrong.
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That wasnât a doctor. It was a pizza delivery man. Youâve got to stop confusing the two.
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Actually being straight has nothing to do with having anything up your butt or not. The difference is in the gender of the person(s) with whom youâre playing. Quite a few straight guys do enjoy getting pegged by their female partners.
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I think youâre onto a valuable idea here. Good luck with that!
Or, if you want to go the Bad Dragon (no affiliation) route, you can buy a custom dildo based upon dragon physiology. Granted, it has nothing to do with oneâs dead lover, but it might be best to let that go.
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Donât forget the importance of pre-planningâŚ
Oh my! Sorry, dear, I donât want the Holmes model â Frank took his viagra before we left the house and is prepared to create the custom molded version.
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Last time I told my doctor to consider a bit of foreplay.
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Oh My Glob!
Be right back, off to write a will that states that I DO NOT want in any shape or form to be turned into a dildo after I die.
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Iâd settle for beforeâŚ
Isnât the roleplay theyâre engaging in by wearing that doctor coat and stethoscope enough for you?
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