Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/11/09/diabolical-ice-cream-theft.html
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he opted to melt into the crowd.
I saw what you did there. And yes, he stayed frosty while doing it.
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Mmm, free 'rona cone.
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He didn’t notice the weight change?
Ice cream thief surely ranks close to bicycle thief in moral decrepitude.
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Where’s he going to find a fence for his hot ice cream?
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Baked Alaska?
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Wow, and I thought the seagulls at the shore were bad! At what point does the stress of keeping an eye on what we’re consuming eclipse the fun of eating and drinking with others/outdoors? 
First they came for the cocktails…
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This is from the before times thankfully, it was big “news” here in Raleigh 
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How much do those cones go for? Would it rank as felony or only misdemeanor?
I mean, surely at a movie theater chain, it would cost enough to be a felony.
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Hockey culture right there. Dirty Canadians.
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I’m calling “staged”.
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It usually takes from four to eight hours for calories to metabolize into fat.
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Yes, has to be staged. The camera zooms in past the announcer before the dude who steals is even visible.
I hope you’re kidding here.
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Ha. Duh. Yes, I forgot to paste in the twitter response I was referring to… https://twitter.com/LIB3RTYforALL/status/1195083442318454791
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Ah, all makes sense now.
Out on the Rocky Road?
Maybe don’t be out in public without a mask to begin with? 
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Diabolical? A devil made him do it? No, the scoundrel is only another conservative activist being natural.
