i am officially retconning art history–can’t i do something to save my pride?
Do you want to add it to your cheese-making repertoire? Do you have access to a female Himalayan yak? Do you enjoy eating cheese with the consistency of a cube of cured silicone caulk?
Do you think throwing a canned ham at your wife will help?
I’m still here even though I don’t like any of this, aren’t I?
ha, isn’t she going to throw it at me?
and ultimately, can’t we all just agree to blame this on @SteampunkBanana?
Such is my lot, right?
I just got fired.
Yep. First time ever?
Can someone explain what’s going on here? @japhroaig did you get your wife a gift? Some books, perhaps?
Or a severance check?
WTF? Are you still stuck in the airport?
How did this happen? How much bullshit is this? Do we need to make another thread?
Oh shit, you want a hug from me right back?
When you play with fire, are you allowed to eff up?